a-tiny-traveler:

I am ready for misty mornings, warm coffee, leggings, and oversized sweaters. I am ready for Autumn’s chilling hug and breezy embrace. 

(via infinitely-autumn)

  • fat women: *gets shit on by peers, media, the fashion industry, products and marketing*
  • skinny women: *praised by literally everyone*
  • skinny women: *doesn't say shit while fat women are being put down*
  • Nicki: fuck skinny bitches
  • skinny women: what the FUCK what htE FUCK??? YOU ARE Nt gonna get ANYhwer by shMING ANY body type...we have to LOVE evyer,,,one!!!!1111

*gets a sugar daddy just to pay for textbooks*

(Source: bepeu, via cuppycakeloubear)

iguanamouth:

aliens arrive on earth but all they want to talk about is plants. scientists frantically question the aliens for days about secrets of space travel and civilization on other worlds but they always respond with “check out this fern”

(via cuppycakeloubear)

  • mom: don't eat the cookies yet, they just came out of the oven and are too hot
  • me: fire cannot kill a dragon

dulect:

when the teacher picks you out for doing the best work in class

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(via dulect)

sassyvalkyrie:

interstellarmage:

i knew this guy in middle school who when asked about his future plans, even by school counselors or teachers would without fail always chant,

KICK ASS, GO TO SPACE
REPRESENT THE HUMAN RACE

i wonder what he’s up to these days.

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(via cuppycakeloubear)

stylinsobss:

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Oh? 

x

(via stylinsoney)

chocolaty:

when u open snapchat and ur not planning to send snaps do u ever face the camera away from ur face bc ur scared of how u look

(via humorprince)

Don’t fuck with boys who:

thedangerousautumn:

* are mean to their mothers
* are against feminism
* only want you for your body
* will/are leading you on
* think you owe them something
* think they are entitled to your body

(Source: war-allthetime, via cuppycakeloubear)