thew0lfqueen:

Don’t date someone you wouldn’t own a dog with

(via mullingayr)

"I’m an adult, but not like a real adult"

anyone between the ages of 18 and 25 (via prettyboystyles)

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halcyonharlot:

pastapunk:

So I just found out that to be an astronaut you can’t be under 5’2” and this is BULLSHIT I never wanted to be an astronaut until I found out I couldn’t and now I feel like a dream has been crushed fuck you NASA

i don’t want to live in a world where we can’t launch danny devito into space

(via larrythelovebirds)

allisonilene:

sadhailey:

HANDS DOWN THE BEST SCENE OF ANY TV SHOW EVER

YES

(Source: raduyev, via larrythelovebirds)

Timestamp: 1406783737

deadtrash:

"thats not very lady-like of you"

image

(via larrythelovebirds)

olisupertramp:

this is seriously a realistic representation of a couple that has been together for a long time.

(Source: freezyqueen, via larrythelovebirds)

Timestamp: 1406783664

purplespacecats:

Why do adults think “So what’s your major? Oh, and what are you going to do with that?” is acceptable small talk

What am I going to do with my degree? Hang it on the wall and cry, probably

(via larrythelovebirds)

xv7:

y’all r gettin way too accurate with these it’s scaring me

(Source: coachcrewneck, via brotats)

Timestamp: 1406783503

zaynmalif:

this twitter account saved my life

(via mullingayr)

Timestamp: 1406783486

Gold Tumblr by illest

(via sluttythickems)

Timestamp: 1406735798
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  • Trackname:

    Manly shout
  • Artist:

    Louis Tomlinson
  • Album:

    This Is Us

tyleroakley:

tiktok-itsaclock:

fiftyshadesofugly:

We just got our yearbooks and these are my fav quotes

I KEPT THINKING I HAD A FAVORITE AND THEY JUST KEPT GETTING BETTER AND BETTER

senior quotes are the new text post

(via dulect)

Timestamp: 1406735507